50 things I am not going to bring with me on my weekend away

50 things I am not going to bring with me on my weekend away to the McCall Winter Carnival:

  1. My cats
  2. An unfailing sense of style
  3. Prisms of any sort
  4. Prison contraband
  5. A British accent
  6. Links to my secret Pintrest site.
  7. Floss
  8. Manners
  9. Furniture
  10. Thai food
  11. A smug sense of self satisfaction
  12. A desire to learn to roller blade
  13. Colored pencils
  14. Armor
  15. An extension cord
  16. Willows
  17. Curtains
  18. A song in my heart
  19. kitsch
  20. An attitude of gratitude
  21. Various and sundry religious texts
  22. mismatched socks
  23. Things that rhyme with “wang”
  24. A New York state of mind
  25. My router
  26. An excess of phlegm
  27. Poptarts
  28. Gazebo
  29. Socialism
  30. Molds, of any sort
  31. Static electricity
  32. New jokes
  33. An undying affection for 1960s television situation comedies
  34. A solid defense
  35. Oysters
  36. Regional catchphrases
  37. Anything still in beta testing
  38. Sausage casings
  39. Other peoples clothing
  40. People named “Earl”
  41. An acerbic wit
  42. Tunneling equipment
  43. Loose-leaf paper
  44. Fisticuffs
  45. Torpor
  46. Anything too “Chinesey”
  47. Carbon copies
  48. Pizzazz
  49. The color purple
  50. A field medical kit
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