I am cold and I am whining.

I am cold and I am whining,

I can barely feel my toes.

There are icicles in my mustache,

They are growing from my nose.

 

I am cold and I am whining,

My skin has turned pale blue.

I look out at the temperature

It told me it was 2.

 

I am cold and I am whining,

I’ll take none of your sass,

My nipples have grown hard and are

only good for cutting glass.

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